dude i'm inner monologue high
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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