Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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