i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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