well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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