Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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