This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Randomize
