I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
cat food counts as protein by the way
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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