I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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