totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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