READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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