Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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