okay pat passed out under dana's car
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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