i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Randomize
