A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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