we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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