Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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