Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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