is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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