I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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