Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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