i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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