she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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