with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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