Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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