OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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