I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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