I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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