remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
