that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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