Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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