I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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