so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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