But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I am morally bankrupt
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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