508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
