why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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