Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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