He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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