Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
