covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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