She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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