I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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