i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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