drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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