billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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