He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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