Your tits are I can't wait for
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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