there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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