He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
how drunk are you?
Several
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Someone signed my nipple.
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