i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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