Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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